Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
How do you know when the moon is totally broke?When it’s down to its last quarter. They say 30 is the new 20, and 50 is the new 40.All I know is, 9 pm is the new midnight. The right eye said to the left eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”
When they say dogs are a reflection of their owner, and you realize your dog always wants a little treat, gets excited to meet new people, and is a little chunky. I am so jealous of people who know how and when to shut up.I shut up and subtitle come out on my face. My… Read More
What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?A dandy lion. Hey! Can I get an ETA on that“This too shall pass?” Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?No son. My boss asked me whay I only get sick on work days.I said it must be my weakened immune system. You… Read More
My mind is exceptionally quiet today.I am suspicious that I made be up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’ve always wondered if any of my recorded calls have been used for training or quality purpose. Sing like no one is listening.Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.… Read More
No matter how bad life gets, just remember that cheese exists.It has never let anyone down. I love going outdoors.It’s much safer than going out windows. I’m writing a song about getting door locks replaced.There’s a key change at the end.
I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 