I am not a 10. I am more like two 5s held together by mashed potatoes. You remind be of chapstick,‘cuz you da balm. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp.
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Live Life Laughing: Musicians
Read for some musical puns? Please groan in harmony. Soprano: “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”Alto: “Sure.”Soprano: “Melody.”Alto: “I don’t get it.”Soprano: “No, you don’t.” Beethoven: “Are you ready to hear some symphonies?”Audience: (Cheers, whistles, applause)Beethoven: “I can’t hear you!!” What if telling people to be quiet, we just yelled, “Decrescendo!” I hate the… Read More
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Dear Life, when I said “could my life get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Q: What do you call a bee hive without an exit?A: Unbelievable. Do you use your right or left hand to stir your coffee?I use a spoon.
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I’m reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast food was quite clever. All of my bills say “outstanding.” I guess I’m doing a great job with them.
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If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul, did she bust a move? Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
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You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 