Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated.So, the earth is, in fact, flat. What is the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?One is Chris Pratt, and the other is a Crisp Rat. I accidentally replace my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs.The circuit breakers are tripping and my… Read More
I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. I don’t get enough credit for all the things I managed to say. I had a donut today WITHOUT sprinkles, so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow, don’t be alarmed.
I am awake. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. Another year older. Out thoughts are with you at this difficult time. They say with age comes wisdom, so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. I was going to tell a joke about retired people, but none of them work.
“Told you so.” Sincerely, Your Intuition I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me. I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. Yelling silences your message. Speak quietly so your children can hear your words instead of just your voice. ~L.R. Knost on learningstationmusic.com
Have a best friend? Tell her this:YOU ARE AS AMAZING AS A DRESS WITH POCKETS! Don’t be worried about your smartphone, Alexa, Siri, or your television spying on you. You vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
It’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed. I wonder what my dog named me? There are only 3 things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. -Chris Rock Parenting offers the unique experience of realizing you’re already late for something that doesn’t start for 4 hours. -Simon Holland Quoted from realmomrecs.com How to wake up… Read More
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” —Josh Billings “Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. Nobody really knows how.” “The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett “Good decisions come… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 