Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock! Yesterday my husband was washing the car with our grandson.He asked, “Why can’t you use a sponge like a normal grandpa?” What kind of music do you play while fishing?Something catchy. Photo by Mount Polley from Pexels What noise does a frog make in the library?Read-it. Read-it. Read-it.
I failed my wasp examination text.I got a Bee Photo by Karolina Grabowska from Pexels A friend bragged his dog retrieved a ball from a a mile away. Seems far-fetched to me. Photo by Yuki Ghost from Pexels
What kind of shoes do plumbers love?Clogs. I used to be addicted to soap,but I’m clean now. I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from foreign countries because of the smell.I love foreign axe scents.
I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
What did the frustrated farmer say after all of his hay bales were stolen?“This is the last straw!” How much space is needed for fungi to grow?As mushroom as possible. I asked for shortbread at the bakery.They told they didn’t make it any longer.
If I was an Internal Revenue Service Auditor, would I see debt people? I’m a Knot-for-Profit. I tie shoes professionally. I just took my sick boat to the doc. A drummer on the Lawrence Welk show just had twin daughters.He named them Anna-1 and Anna-2.
What did you get when Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court?A brief case. Sometimes the new media confused Bigfoot with Sasquatch…Yeti never complains Last night I had a dream about mufflers.I work up exhausted. Bacon is 68% fat.What’s the big deal? So am I.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 