Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?A. “Aye matey!” Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?A. All the fans left. Two silk worms were in a… Read More
I keep telling my friend it’s wrong to shoplift, but he just doesn’t buy it. Teacher: This student didn’t wear her belt to school again.Principal: What do you want me to do? Suspender? I went to the grocery store to buy 6 cans of Sprite, but when I got home I realized I’d picked 7up.… Read More
Q. Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q. What kind of a car does a sheep drive?A. A lamborghini. Q. Who is the penquin’s favorite relative?A. Aunt Arctica Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?A. They can’t take a yolk.
Here’s a few of my favorite Muppet characters. I was at the bank the other day, and I saw a man really concentrating to stand on just one leg. Confused, I asked him what he was doing…“Just checking my balance,” he said. Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
Some of you never had a chance to watch Andy and Barney. Slow yourself down and give yourself a chance to chuckle. Call some little ones into the room and watch this silliness together. Laughter breeds more laughter. Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berlefrom Brainyquote.com
Music and laughter–it doesn’t get any better than Victor Borge. Bubble Wrap–best toy ever. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecherfrom Brainyquotes.com
Laugh in the rain with someone else–just like Neil Sedaka. Silly songs was a part of Veggie Tales–one of my favorite parts, I might add. Like Larry, I love my lips stretched in laughter. Q: Did you know that no two people see colors the same way? A: That’s because it’s a pigment of your… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 