Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
Sometimes, it’s nice to know that others enjoy silliness and a good laugh as much as I do. My friend, Carol Van Klompenberg, blogs on substack, and this one made me laugh. I’d love to wear a cow costume to a staff meeting and come up with a talk full of cow pies, I mean,… Read More
What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?
Talk is cheap, because the supply always exceeds the demand. I asked my doctor how to cure water on the brain.He suggested a tap on the head. My boyfriend told me he failed his test in Aboriginal music.I ask, “Didja redo it?” Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More