Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?
Talk is cheap, because the supply always exceeds the demand. I asked my doctor how to cure water on the brain.He suggested a tap on the head. My boyfriend told me he failed his test in Aboriginal music.I ask, “Didja redo it?” Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
What did Dracula call his interior design style?Fang-shui Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross the road again?He was a dirty double-crosser. I tried to walk like an Egyptian.Now I need to see a Cairo-practor. Placing blame in marriage is like saying, “Your side of the boat is… Read More
Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.
Albert Einstein’s little brother Frank was an absolute monster. I don’t always “whoop!”But when I do, there it is. If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul,Did he bust a move?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 