Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police think it was poachers. What do you call an ant that has lived for 100 years?Ant-ique. What kind of sound does a train make?A low-commotion.
Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda, but just didn’t want to talk about it?“For I did not speak of my own accord.” John 12:49 As a matter of fact, Jesus often took his disciples for a drive.They were all in one accord. Who’s the shortest man in the Bible?Job’s friend, Bildad the Shuhite.
Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
Sometimes, it’s nice to know that others enjoy silliness and a good laugh as much as I do. My friend, Carol Van Klompenberg, blogs on substack, and this one made me laugh. I’d love to wear a cow costume to a staff meeting and come up with a talk full of cow pies, I mean,… Read More
What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 