Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot. I don’t rise and shine.I caffeinate and coordinate. I opened a can of worms.They just sit there, the worms.Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a 0% success rate. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes. This morning I woke up in a clown costume.I must have slept funny. You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. etc + end of thinking capacity Judging by the looks of my hair today, I may be a muppet.
Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?To make new friends. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?Times Square What did Adam say to his wife on December 31?It’s New Year’s, Eve. How so you get a snow monster to go away?Get into a heated argument.
Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 