Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes. This morning I woke up in a clown costume.I must have slept funny. You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet.
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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. etc + end of thinking capacity Judging by the looks of my hair today, I may be a muppet.
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Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
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What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?To make new friends. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?Times Square What did Adam say to his wife on December 31?It’s New Year’s, Eve. How so you get a snow monster to go away?Get into a heated argument.
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Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
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Did you know that it takes 3 sheep to make just one sweater?I didn’t even know sheep could knit. I asked my friend Sam if he would be willing to sing a song about the iPhone.And, then, Samsung. How long have you had amnesia?As long as I can remember. I gave all my dead batteries… Read More
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Why did the deer get braces?Because he had buck teeth. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?Cheese Was Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?That’s because they are coughy filters. You know what every woman’s dream is?A man who will take her in his arms, throw her… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 