Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: A headbanger. When chickens communicate, do they use foul language? I’m writing a song about getting the lock on my door replaced.There’s a key change at the end. Love is caring for the mom who cared for you.
I bumped my head on a coffee maker. It left a brews. What party game do fish play at birthday parties?Salmon Says. What do get when you cross a dog with an antenna?A Golden Receiver. Every morning I tell the whole household that I’m going running.Then I don’t go.It’s a running joke. What is a… Read More
How does Willie the Whale go overland from CA to FL?On whale-way tracks. Junior-high grandson: “Grandma, how do birds live without arms?”Me: “Hmm. Let me think. Is this a trick questions?”Smart Alec grandson: “They wing it.” What happened when sweet-looking Kendall secretly tied her classmates shoelaces together?They went on a class trip. It’s that time… Read More
Where do young cows have coffee and pastries?In the calf-eteria. What do you call a yam in the hotel’s upgraded room?A suite-potato. I just noticed! My car battery has two large bumps. I was worried so I had them tested, and one came back positive. Hope it’s not terminal. May your friendships be full and… Read More
I like to tell jokes about chemistry…I get great reactions. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Today I learned that you can use leftover disposable masks to brew espresso.That’s because they’re coughy filters.
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
I was looking for new shoes for walking. As I tried a pair on, I said to the assistant, “It’s too tight.”“Try is with the tongue out,” she replied.I said, “It’th nho ghood, it’th thtill thoo thight.” The state of Texas issued a proclamation: Due to epic issues with obesity, it is now illegal to… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 