Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
You’ve heard us elderly folk tell you “Enjoy them while they are young.”We are referring to our knees and hips, not your kids. What is the leading cause of dry skin?Towels. What do you call a duck that steals bathtubs?A Robber Ducky.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. What is white, furry, and has wheels?A roller bear. Who wrote the book “Great Eggspectations”?Charles Chickens.
Q: What do you get from a forgetful cow?A: Milk of Amnesia Q: What do you call some who says he is from Sweden, but is lying.A: Artificial Swedener Q: Why isn’t suntanning an official Olympic sport?A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Q: Why does Mr. Potato head have a cell phone.A. In case Mr. Onion rings. I had a date last night and really enjoyed itSo, tonight I’ll try a fig. Q. What is the leading cause of dry skin?A. Towels.
I went to see the doctor for my hearing problem.He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” Q. What do you call a spy in a bath tub?A. Bubble 07 Q. Why did the chicken go to the gym?A. To work on his pecks.
Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?A. In the Ark-hives. I have a phobia about bows and arrows.The very thought of them makes me quiver. There’s not really any training for garbage men.They just pick things up as they go along.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Popeye’s chicken was fried in Olive Oil? Q. What do you call a French guy who had a fight with his house cat?A. Claude Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
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