Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q. How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?A. None; they can’t get up that high. Q. Why did the mechanic run out of mufflers?A. Because her supply was exhausted. Q. What do you call someone who pretends to be from Sweden?A. Artificial Swedener
Q: What do you call a place full of caged vegetables.A: A Zoo-chini I don’t trust new cafes. They fill me with uncertain tea. I asked my neighbor why he bought a boat.He said, “There was a sail.”
When I was young, I was poor.Now I am no longer young. Q: How do you make an egg roll?A: You push it. Not a good day.I lost my balance on an escalator and fell downstairs for 2 hours. Jedis love analogies.Metaphors be with you.
I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me. Q: What do you call newborns over 9 pounds?A. Chubby Infantry I hate daylight savings time so much…I actually lost sleep over it. These pretty faces will be peeking at you soon.
Q: How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?A: You take away their little brooms. Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?A: On the dark side. So, I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience went crazy with applause when the chef made meringue. I was so surprised…I thought Australians… Read More
Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid. Q: When is a car not a car?A: When it turns into a driveway. I just wrote a book about how to fall down a staircase.It’s a step-by-step guide. It’s that wierd time of day when I don’t know if I need water, coffee, a cookie,or to leave civilization and… Read More
Q. Why don’t kleptomaniacs understand puns even when you explain them?A. Because they alway take things literally. Q. Who tells the best chicken jokes?A. Comedi-hens Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an Irishman?A. The cluck o’ the Irish. picture on Instagram
Kathleen S Evenhouse 