Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinz sight. My wife asked me if I could clear the table.I had to take a running start, but I made it. Just had a police officer come to my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.I told him if he… Read More
I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. When my phone battery died, I was angry and needed to find an outlet. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. I had a dream about mufflers. I woke up exhausted. Bacon is 68% fat and very salty. Me,… Read More
Q: What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?A: A Fizz-ision Q: Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?A: Because they’re always butting in. Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?A: It tocked too much. I’d like to end with chimney jokes–I’ve got a stack of ’em.The… Read More
Q: What do you call 12 examples of that which has mass and occupies space?A: Dozen Matter. Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack. Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?A: Sorry. My fault. Q: What did the biologist wear to impress his date?A: Designer genes.
Hello from the otter side. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly Squats
When I walked by the refrigerator, I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.When I opened the door, I found out it was just the chives singing. What do bovines like to read? Cattle-logs. Yesterday I dropped my Scrabble game, and the tiles fell all over the road. My brother just laughed and… Read More
If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 