Q: What type of computer sings? A: A Dell Q: How did the trees feel in the spring? A: Re-leaved Q: Where do you live? A: With my parents? Q: Where to your parents live? A: With me Q: Where do you all live? A: Together Q: Where is your house? A: Next to my… Read More
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. Q: Why should you never use a dull pencil? A: Because it’s pointless. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to look for your X. She left you and I don’t know Y. Quote about… Read More
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Q: What do you call a cow with three legs? A: Lean beef If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? A: Yes, Why? Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?… Read More
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll let it go. Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way. Quote on Joy Speak of your joy. Often. ~Daniellelaporte.com
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No, really! I’m being serious here… At bedtime children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder and harder to ignore. Q: What do you call an obese psychic. A: A four-chin teller. Sayings about Joy… “Joy is a net of… Read More
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No, really! I’m being serious here… Be decisive. Right or wrong. The road is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a desision. Follow your brain, but take your heart with you. ~ Alfred Adler Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “m” is silent. Quote about joy… “Find out where joy resides… Read More
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Q. How does Moses make his coffee? A. Hebrews it. Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. “I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship,… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 