Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/winterjokes.html “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,… Read More
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They have Dial-a-Prayer for Atheists now . . . You can call, and it rings and rings but nobody answers. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it. – J.… Read More
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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: The problem is that no one runs in your family. Q: Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? A: He wanted it a little meaty-or. Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book.… Read More
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull? Just the pit bull Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall. A closed mouth gathers no feet. – Sam Horn
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A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see. Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large. more at: http://www.puns-of-the-day.com Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!” Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.” more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3#sthash.EKAV31cc.dpuf Quote about humor: “Life is too important to take seriously.”… Read More
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym. Because some relationships don’t work out. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. Good thing it was a soft drink. more at: http://www.pun-of-theday.com Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew… Read More
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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!” A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so… Read More
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