Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Funnies Q: What do you call an emotional marshmallow? A: Mallow Dramatic. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosohers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. Winter Thoughts
Funnies Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my blanket fort coloring. Q: Why was the strawberry crying? A: His mom is in a jam. Winter Thoughts “It is the life of the crystal, the… Read More
Funnies I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge is so cold. Winter Thoughts “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the… Read More
So, Iowa has this reputation of being wholesome, but totally boring. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, at least not in my mind. And this isn’t a joke, but you may feel like smiling. Funnies Don’t be sad, because sad spelled backward is das, and das is not good. Q: How do I like my… Read More
Q: Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? A: So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian. Q: Why can’t the T-Rex clap? A: Because he’s dead. Q: Want to know what makes you smile? A: Your face muscles. Winter Thoughts: Advice is like snow—the softer… Read More
If you’re ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. The word “phonetically” doesn’t even start with an “f.” It’s inconsistencies like this that make aliens fly right past our planet. Today’s Quote: “For God is… Read More
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it. Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before episodes 1, 2 and 3? A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 