Pencils always confused Shakepeare: 2B or not 2B. Q What would you find in Charles Dickens kitchen? A The best of thymes; the worst of thymes. Q Why are apostrophes so terrible to date? A They’re so possessive.
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American idiom puns: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. My friend’s bakery burned down last night, and how his business is toast. My friend drove his… Read More
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For those in design and publication. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. I had this crazy dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was only a Fanta sea. I just found out I lost an electron. I’ll have to keep a better ion them.… Read More
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You need to read the answer with an accent. Live like Minions: laugh aloud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Q Why do people say “break a leg” before you go on stage? A Because every play has a cast. Q How does a train… Read More
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If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it. The following scientific Shakespearean plot is brought to you by: gosciencegirls.com Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein. Dear Maths, I’m tired of finding… Read More
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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy. Dry erase boards are remarkable. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 