Q: What did zero say to 8? A: Nice belt. Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A They are always stuffed. To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it. ~Charlie Chaplin
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why do bananas have to use sunscreen? A: Because they might peel. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Live Life Laughing
I tried to find ten puns that made me laugh, but no pun in ten did. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Live Life Laughing
“Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!” “Well, pull yourself together.” “Doctor, Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!” “Hmmmm… Let’s hope nothing develops.” “Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards!” “I’ll deal with you in a minute.” “Doctor, Doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 