Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Share this with your family for a good laugh. This family humor can be found on http://www.humorliving.com “It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.” -Sean Covey “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.” -Lemony… Read More
Research shows that a sense of humor is essential in strong families. This family humor can be found on http://www.humorliving.com. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” -George Burns “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” -Buddy Hackett “Some family trees bear an… Read More
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it. I… Read More
What is the weatherman’s favorite food in winter?Brrr-itos! What did the icy road say to the car?Want to go for a spin? What do you call a ghost in the winter?Cas-brrrr. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?What a re-leaf! find this jokes and more on thepioneerwoman.com
Recently, I made a bed out of old magazines.I have a lot of back issues. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?Fleece Navidad. Where was King Solomon’s temple located?Behind his ear.
My doctor told me to watch my sodium intake.I took his advice with a grain of salt. Just chicken in on you. I have a new pet—it’s a termite. I named his Clint.Clint Eatswood. Spend some time in nature on a regular basis.
Q: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?A: Their audacity. Starting your day with an early-morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started. Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit. When you… Read More
