Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Come on; admit it. Caffeine is the duct tape of the mind. Coffee doesn’t solve all your problems, but it does prevent injuries.All those around you will say, “Thank you for drinking coffee.” Don’t try to tell me I’ve had too much coffee.Maybe I like twitching. I think my patience is at the bottom of… Read More
How is coffee like a light switch. First cup flips the switch to on. This is the look you get before glasses and my first cup of coffee. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. This morning I drank a potion made from adding hot water to magic beans, and it… Read More
If you see me drinking coffee and talking to myself, DO NOT DISTURB.I’m having a staff meeting, and I’m in charge. So, you’re telling me that people in math problems can have 75 bananas and 25 watermelons, but when I have 5 cups of coffee, I’m the one with the problem? Coffee: a magical substance… Read More
I am almost a millionaire.I have all the zeros. Now, all I need is a one. The art book I just bought does not have a final chapter.You have to draw your own conclusion. Them: “You need to listen to your body more.”Me: “it is says, ‘You are old and you want pizza.’” What are… Read More
You never know what I have up my sleeve.For example, today it was a dryer sheet. My patience is essentially the same as a gift card.I’m not sure how much is left on it, but you can give it a try, if you dare. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just… Read More
What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear Physics?Oops! A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond.“What’s your name?” asked the chicken.“Bond. James Bond,” said 007. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken,” the chicken cluckled. This morning I woke up wearing a clown costume.I must have slept funny.
That moment when you realize that your children have your twisted sense of humor, and you don’t know whether to be PROUD or SCARED. I’ve got an idea! Let’s join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight. You can say, “Have a nice day” and people smile and say thanks.But just… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 