Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?Bernadette. Some say,“When you snooze, you lose.” I say,“When you take a nappy,you be happy.” Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King What do you call a mute owl?Anything that… Read More
I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.That’s why is comes across that way. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. What does a panda use to cook in?A pan-duh! What did the measureing cup say to the water?I’ve had… Read More
Why did Beethoven forbid anyone bringing chickens into his presence?Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” Here’s the thing:I want buns of steelbutI also want buns of cinnamon. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.
If I live until I am 100 years old, I am going to make up a reason why I live so long, just to mess with people:For the last 50 years, I fried up a pine cone and ate it with syrup every morning. What do sea monster eat?Fish and Ships. A warning just for… Read More
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot. I don’t like 4-letter words spoken in my hearing, words like: dust, cook, iron, mend, bake, diet… Are people born with a photographic memory?Or does it take time to develop? Bought a new book for next fall.How to Remove Leaves from… Read More
My husband asked if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.I said, “I think that most kids smell that way.” I had a delicious omelette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate. Then I threw in a little flour for texture. And walnuts. Never forget the walnuts. What does an escalator say… Read More
I love telling cheesy jokes, but a few friends and most of my family are laughtose intolerant. You are now aware that you can’t say, “IRISH WRISTWATCH.” This morning, I saw an envelope lying on my doorstep, that said, “Do Not Bend.”I’m still trying to figure out how I am supposed to pick it up.… Read More
