What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?
Had fun with grandkids over spring break this year. Two stayed over, and two more joined us for a day. Son Jim joined us for supper and a game of Catch Phrase—my all time favorite game. Girls had a spa day. Three played all morning on a Switch. Iit’s amazing how noisy video games can… Read More
Talk is cheap, because the supply always exceeds the demand. I asked my doctor how to cure water on the brain.He suggested a tap on the head. My boyfriend told me he failed his test in Aboriginal music.I ask, “Didja redo it?” Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.