I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from her hair. “Whoa!” she exclaimed, “is there anything else in there?” “Oh… Read More
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Yesterday I accidentally Pokeman. I know a dog who can do tricks. It’s a labracadabrador. Q: What do you call Dracula with hayfever? A: Pollen Count
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White boards are remarkable. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Ten Tickles Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?
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Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. “Seven days without laughter… Read More
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Q: What is a thesaurus’ favorite dessert? A: Synonym buns England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
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There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils. Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but heavier ones need a crane. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine.
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Did you hear about the guy who lost all feeling on the left side? He’s all right now. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. If there was someone selling drugs in this area, weed know.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 