Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. etc + end of thinking capacity Judging by the looks of my hair today, I may be a muppet.
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Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scraped ice from the windshield?He only got 10% off. What’s an ig?A snowhouse without a loo. What does a Scooter’s employee’s job title change to in the winter?A brrrr-ista! What’s the difference between ice and icicle?Ice has noel. I really wish I’d listened to what my… Read More
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What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?To make new friends. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?Times Square What did Adam say to his wife on December 31?It’s New Year’s, Eve. How so you get a snow monster to go away?Get into a heated argument.
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Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?Aunt Arctica What do you call a snapshot taken at the North Pole?A polaroid. What do you call a reindeer without eyes?I have no eye deer. Why did Princess Elsa fall off of her sled?She let it go. How do snowmen read their texts?With an icy stare.
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Why did the deer get braces?Because he had buck teeth. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?Cheese Was Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?That’s because they are coughy filters. You know what every woman’s dream is?A man who will take her in his arms, throw her… Read More
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“My credit card was denied at the sweater store.”“What did they do?”“They asked me for my cardigan.” Why did the chicken go to the gym?To work on his pecks. Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. FUN FACT:Koi fish always travel in groups… Read More
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“My teeth are turning yellow.”“Do you smoke or drink coffee?”“I drink it.” I decided to try magnetic eyelashes.Now my eyelid is stuck to the fridge. Send help. I’ve been watching my weight.It’s still there. Roses are red.Tacos are delicious.I use paper platesbecause I hate doing dishes.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 