Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Talk is cheap, because the supply always exceeds the demand. I asked my doctor how to cure water on the brain.He suggested a tap on the head. My boyfriend told me he failed his test in Aboriginal music.I ask, “Didja redo it?” Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
If we are not meant to have late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? How do you act among people who don’t like Star Trek?You follow the prime directive: “Do not interfere with primitive cultures.” What do you know about atoms?Very little.Besides that. Every woman’s dream is a man who will pick… Read More
Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky. “Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.” ~Sue Fitzmaurice I tried being normal once.It was the worst five minutes of my life.
Albert Einstein’s little brother Frank was an absolute monster. I don’t always “whoop!”But when I do, there it is. If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul,Did he bust a move?
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren’t a robot. I don’t rise and shine.I caffeinate and coordinate. I opened a can of worms.They just sit there, the worms.Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a 0% success rate. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 