I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. I don’t get enough credit for all the things I managed to say. I had a donut today WITHOUT sprinkles, so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow, don’t be alarmed.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself. I don’t get enough credit for all the things I managed to say. I had a donut today WITHOUT sprinkles, so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow, don’t be alarmed.
I am awake. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. Another year older. Out thoughts are with you at this difficult time. They say with age comes wisdom, so therefore I don’t have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. I was going to tell a joke about retired people, but none of them work.
“Told you so.” Sincerely, Your Intuition I didn’t fall for you. You tripped me. I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. Yelling silences your message. Speak quietly so your children can hear your words instead of just your voice. ~L.R. Knost on learningstationmusic.com
Have a best friend? Tell her this:YOU ARE AS AMAZING AS A DRESS WITH POCKETS! Don’t be worried about your smartphone, Alexa, Siri, or your television spying on you. You vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven. Matthew 5:16
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