Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
From a real conversation while Mom drives kids to school. Boy, reading sticker on the window of the car ahead of them: “How’s your Aspen?” Mom: “Fine, thank you. And yours?” Boy, confused: “What? I’m just reading the sticker on the window of that car. It says, ‘How’s your Aspen?’” Mom: “Actually, it’s a little… Read More
This guy drove his expensive car into a tree and found out that his Mercedes bends. Why was Dumbo sad?He felt irrelephant. Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?
My sister bet I couldn’t build a go-kart out of spaghetti.You should have seen her face when I drove pasta. My son-in-law has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
ONE HOUSE—THREE GENERATIONS Series Your kids are watching. When my mother-in-law had a stroke, my husband’s parents needed more support, so they moved to a senior-living complex in in our town. My husband’s father died a few years later, and Mom was on her own. She had Sunday dinners at our house and we took… Read More
Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?A: I’m a cashew. So what if you don’t know what apocalypse means?It’s not the end of the world. Looks like I lost an electron. I should keep a better ion them.
Albert Einstein’s younger brother Frank was an absolute monster. picture from Morguefile.com The good news is that I’ve made it to my golden years.The bad news is that there ain’t no gold. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. Never make plans with croissants. They are flaky. River and Inarra… Read More
Don’t worry about your smartphone, TV, Siri, or Alexa spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. Balloons are weird. Congratulations. Here’s a sack of my breath. I just ordered a life alert bracelet. That way, if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 