Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I bumped my head on a coffee maker. It left a brews. What party game do fish play at birthday parties?Salmon Says. What do get when you cross a dog with an antenna?A Golden Receiver. Every morning I tell the whole household that I’m going running.Then I don’t go.It’s a running joke. What is a… Read More
Where do young cows have coffee and pastries?In the calf-eteria. What do you call a yam in the hotel’s upgraded room?A suite-potato. I just noticed! My car battery has two large bumps. I was worried so I had them tested, and one came back positive. Hope it’s not terminal. May your friendships be full and… Read More
I like to tell jokes about chemistry…I get great reactions. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Today I learned that you can use leftover disposable masks to brew espresso.That’s because they’re coughy filters.
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
I bumped my head on a coffee maker.It left a big brews. Why is it so easy for an Eagle Scout to get married?Because he knows 50 ways to tie the knot.
How do you choose a favorite lightbulb?By the process of illuminations. Did you hear about the blue ship that collided with a red ship?The survivors were marooned. I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetable.One day I hope to be a bouillinaire.
Q: What do you get from a forgetful cow?A: Milk of Amnesia Q: What do you call some who says he is from Sweden, but is lying.A: Artificial Swedener Q: Why isn’t suntanning an official Olympic sport?A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 