Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it.

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

“Laughter is America’s most important export.” Walt Disney