I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

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“Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices – today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it.”  Kevyn Aucoin

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