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Q: Why did the cucumber call 911.
A: He was in a pickle.

Q: My teacher told me I would never amount to much because I procrastinate.
A: I told her, “Just you wait!”

Q: Why aren’t koalas actually bears?
A: Because they don’t meet the koalifications.

Summer Quotes

“We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.

What kind of school do you go to if you’re…
…an ice cream man? Sundae school.
…a giant? High school.
…a surfer? Boarding school.
…King Arthur? Knight school.

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