- Where does Frosty keep his cold, hard cash?
In a snow bank!
- Why is Elsa dangerous with a snowblower?
Because she’ll let it go!
- Did you hear that Frosty the Snowman’s wife went to the hairdresser?
She got a perm-afrost!
Laughter is like a windshield wiper.
It doesn’t stop the rain, but allows us to keep going.