Where does Frosty keep his cold, hard cash?In a snow bank! Why is Elsa dangerous with a snowblower?Because she’ll let it go! Did you hear that Frosty the Snowman’s wife went to the hairdresser?She got a perm-afrost! Laughter is like a windshield wiper.It doesn’t stop the rain, but allows us to keep going.
Store Clerk: “What is Santa giving you for Christmas.” 5-year-old: “Santa’s not real; he’s just a nice story we tell at Christmas time. You may make-believe if you want to—it’s fun.” This is a paraphrase of my granddaughter’s conversation, echoing her grandmother via her mother. “It’s a fun story to enjoy, but it’s not real. What do… Read More