Q: Are balloon animals smart?
A: No, they’re airheads.

Q: What do you call a herd of young sheep tumbling down a hill?
A: A lambslide.

Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-hens.

Life Quotes

Just because things hadn’t gone the way I had planned didn’t necessarily mean they had gone wrong. ~Ann Patchett

So what if you fall flat on your face? Get up and try again. Who cares what people say? At least you had the courage to try. ~Jennifer Smith