My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles.It was a protracted battle. Q: How do elves measure their height?A: In Santa-meters! Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?A: In smiles per hour!
Live Life Laughing: Measurement 3
Bible Doodle: Psalm 50:10-11
10 For all the animals of the forest are mine, and I own the cattle on a thousand hills.11 I know every bird on the mountains, and all the animals of the field are mine. Psalm 50:10-11, NLT God is the Creator of the world. We are to tend it and care for it until He comes… Read More
Dei-Phototropism
A number of years ago I took three semesters of our church’s Leaders of the Harvest classes. Everyone was asked to write down their own belief statement. I was convicted by the verse below, and my personal Biblical mandate became a poem (Nov. 13, 2006). If any one of you thinks God has something for… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Measuring
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Live Life Laughing: Measuring 1
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah’s body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.It should be noted, the Pharoah was the ruler. Q: Why are fish easy to measure?A: Because they bring their own… Read More
Bible Doodle: Psalm 96
Sing a new song to the Lord! Let the whole earth sing to the Lord!2 Sing to the Lord; praise his name. Each day proclaim the good news that he saves.3 Publish his glorious deeds among the nations. Tell everyone about the amazing things he does.4 Great is the Lord! He is most worthy of praise! He is to be feared above all gods.5 The gods of… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Trees 4
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
