What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What’s a lawyer’s favorite alcoholic drink?Subpeona Coladas Did you hear about the detective who dropped his phone?He cracked the case. How does a cucumber become a pickle?He goes throught a jarring experience.
Are you down in the dumps? Are you afraid? Are you discouraged with life? Praise God. If you just can’t think of anything, read a psalm, sing a hymn, do the motions to an old Sunday School tune and belt it out. Keep going. Remember all the things He has done for you. Say thank… Read More
Someone walked by my table in the coffee shop and asked, “How are you?”I answered, “I’m good, thanks.”“Glad to hear it,” he said in passing. “Am I really?” I asked myself, looking at my hand and remembered:Thumb: Praise God in every situation.Pointer: and my faith will ignite and burn brightly,Tall Finger: so that I can… Read More
Do you know why British people all pronounce the word as “Bri’ish?”Because they drank all the “t” Every day I take my cow and a walk through the vineyard.I herd it through the grapevine. Penguins produce an oil that helps their feather retain warmth.So, it follows that an oily bird gets the warm. Doctor: Do… Read More
The only way this can be true is by accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, conversing with Him every day, and lean into the Holy Spirit who lives in me. Thank you, God, for your grace and love.
In the balcony of the Chicago Convention Center: pencil poised,22-year-old eyes focused on an empty screen, I wait for enlightenment.Puzzled, I notice others scribbling notes, and squint at the speaker.Is he, could he, be writing words that I can’t see? The next day, I made an appointment with an optometrist. How much had I missed… Read More
You, yes, YOU, are invited to an interactive opportunity, an exercise in laughter through visuals. I’ll supply the visuals—you bring the laughter. Practice making these faces. You never know when a kid will walk by and look at you. Now look around. Anybody looking? Anybody laughing?