Why don’t you see many turtles wearing scarves?Because they have turtlenecks. Where does the general keep his armies?In his sleevies. When you look really closely …… all mirrors look like eyeballs. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
Bible Doodle/Music: James 5:16
Therefore, confess your sins to one another and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working. James 5:16
We Grow in God’s Field
Harvest time is wrapping up in Iowa. We’ve been watching the corn and beans grow since they were planted in the spring. I have loved a summer of driving through the countryside and seeing the “amber waves of grain.” Okay, so my husband explains that this phrase, “amber waves of grain,” from the song “My… Read More
Live Life Laughing
If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul, did he bust a move? What happens when a microscope bumps into a telescope?A kaleidoscope. The inventor of the umbrella was going to call it “brella,” but she hesitated. What do you call a Sasquatch with noodles for hair?Spag-Yeti.
Bible Doodle/Music: Luke 7:46-48
47 Therefore I tell you, her sins, which are many, are forgiven—for she loved much. But he who is forgiven little, loves little.” 48 And he said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” (Luke 7:46-48)
Musical Introspection
A friend introduced me to “Jelly Roll” yesterday. She asked me to listen to the song “I Need a Favor” and respond. I started listening and savored every minute of the musical sound. I only talk to God when I need a favorAnd I only pray when I ain’t got a prayerSo, who the hell… Read More
Live Life Laughing
My last apartment only had four-foot high ceilings.I couldn’t stand living there. You must drop out to graduate from skydiving school. Why is Peter Pan always flying?Because he never lands. I’ve been trying to tell jokes about unemployed people, but they never work.
