I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
Dutch Blitz is like Double Solitaire on speed dial. To win you have to be quick, see multiple numbers at a time, and hold them in your head. You also have to sort by color. And focus, block everything out but the numbers before you. I’m not quick. Numbers and I get along well, but… Read More
You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
6 So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live your lives in him, 7 rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the faith as you were taught, and overflowing with thankfulness. (Colossians 2:6-7) Picture from Jeremy Bishop on Unsplash
Physical aging brings a slow season of losses: eyesight, joints free of pain, ability to break into a sprint, moving furniture by yourself, carrying a grandchild on your hip for hours, driving at night. We could make a long list of negatives, of no-longer-able-tos, and “I’m going to pay for this tomorrow!” When you look… Read More
The glory of young men is their strength, gray hair the splendor of the old. Proverbs 20:29 Do not say, “Why were the old days better than these?” For it is not wise to ask such questions. Ecclessiastes 7:10 Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made… Read More
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. “What’s your name,” the chicken asked.“Bond, James Bond,” he answered. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken.” Judging by the look of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. If you don’t watch carefully, you might not… Read More