This guy drove his expensive car into a tree and found out that his Mercedes bends. Why was Dumbo sad?He felt irrelephant. Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?
Live Life Laughing
Bible Doodle: 2 Corinthians 10:3-5
3-6 The world is unprincipled. It’s dog-eat-dog out there! The world doesn’t fight fair. But we don’t live or fight our battles that way—never have and never will. The tools of our trade aren’t for marketing or manipulation, but they are for demolishing that entire massively corrupt culture. We use our powerful God-tools for smashing warped… Read More
What’s for dinner?
ONE HOUSE—THREE GENERATIONS Series “What’s for dinner?” I don’t like this question. I don’t like to have to figure this out every day. I don’t mind cooking, but the deciding stinks. I don’t like to be asked this question by someone walking by while I’m cooking if they voice their opinion by the look on… Read More
Live Life Laughing
My sister bet I couldn’t build a go-kart out of spaghetti.You should have seen her face when I drove pasta. My son-in-law has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Bible Doodle: Psalm 139:13-16
Don’t believe it when the world tells you you are not enough. Here’s what God says. For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother’s womb.14 I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.15 My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place, when… Read More
Living Together—What was the trigger?
ONE HOUSE—THREE GENERATIONS Series Your kids are watching. When my mother-in-law had a stroke, my husband’s parents needed more support, so they moved to a senior-living complex in in our town. My husband’s father died a few years later, and Mom was on her own. She had Sunday dinners at our house and we took… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?A: I’m a cashew. So what if you don’t know what apocalypse means?It’s not the end of the world. Looks like I lost an electron. I should keep a better ion them.
