Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah’s body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.It should be noted, the Pharoah was the ruler. Q: Why are fish easy to measure?A: Because they bring their own… Read More
Sing a new song to the Lord! Let the whole earth sing to the Lord!2 Sing to the Lord; praise his name. Each day proclaim the good news that he saves.3 Publish his glorious deeds among the nations. Tell everyone about the amazing things he does.4 Great is the Lord! He is most worthy of praise! He is to be feared above all gods.5 The gods of… Read More
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
God wants you to grow into the design he created. And the reason God wants you to grow is so that–so that you can paint a picture, make meals for the hungry, build houses for the homeless, raise a family, or make others laugh. So that you can affect others around you in the way… Read More
Dad: “I don’t trust those trees, son.”Son: “Why not, Dad?”Dad: “They seem kind of shady.” One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said, “It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll take Joe to the zoo.”“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, they can come and get him.” Little Johnny and… Read More
“Listen, My people! The Lord is our God, the Lord alone. 5 And you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your strength. 6 And you must commit yourselves wholeheartedly to these commands that I am giving you today. 7 Repeat them again and again to your children. Talk about them when you are at home and when… Read More