Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
How do you mark off your days? By the clock, a to-do list, or a busy schedule? In modern Western culture, we live and breathe the phrase, “Time is money.” We rehearse and rehash our daily routines, reschedule our meeting and double-check our lists, and hurry from one thing to another prompted by the clock and alarms. Recently my husband… Read More
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
Originally I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie. Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A: A rain of terror.
“Food and love are so bound up, it’s sometimes hard to see where the sugar ends and the love begins.” Bee Wilson, author The First Bite: How We Learn to Eat Mothers, did you know that what you eat while you are pregnant affects your babies likes and dislikes for food? Yes, if you love… Read More
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Q: Which day do chickens hate the most? A: Friday. Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey.
A good start, but not enough… According to a February 3 article in Los Angeles Times, “law enforcement agencies in 17 states arrested nearly 600 people and rescued 68 victims of human trafficking during a sting in the lead-up to Super Bowl XLIX…Police said that they captured hundreds of men and women attempting to hire prostitutes through… Read More
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 