It’s my poker face; I don’t have one. I am a living, breathing emoticon. I’m a tell-it-like-it-is, all-cards-on-the-table personality. I have so many tells, it would be confusing for an opponent to know which one was dominant. Is it my bouncing leg, humming, frowning, or the fact that I’m holding my breath? I’ll have to play some other… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.” ~Martin Luther King found on bildmix.com Phyllis Diller quotes: Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“You have as much laughter as you have faith.” ~Martin Luther found on sanataryum.com I don’t know about you, but I think that joke was very well done. George Carlin Quotes: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” ~Victor Borge found on pausedreamenjoy.blogspot.com George Carlin Quotes Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Don’t believe your black thoughts in the middle of the night
I just want to sleep! Some nights I have trouble turning off my spinning mind and sink into slumber after I’ve followed my usual regimen of devotions, often followed by a crossword puzzle to keep my mind from straying down a plethora of rabbit trails. NOTE: Playing games on my phone doesn’t work. Sure it numbs my mind, but it… Read More
Live Life Laughing
“Laughter is carbonated holiness.” ~Anne Lamont When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It’s not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
Beyond the Sunday School Version
Do you remember the story of David and Goliath? Only a boy named David, Only a rippling brook, Only a boy named David, But 5 little stones he took, Only a boy named David, Only a little sling, Only a boy named David, but he could pray and sing… You’re probably thinking, “Of course, I… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 