Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? There’s a fine line between a numerator and denominator. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ‘No, I’m travelling light.’ It’s Fall! Autumn, the year’s last, loveliest smile. ~William… Read More
SUBMISSION. Is it politically correct? To submit means: to present or propose to another for review, consideration, or decision to yield oneself to the authority or will of another to defer to or consent to abide by the opinion or authority of another “Submit” is not a key word I’d want to use to draw… Read More
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank, we couldn’t afford a dog. Q: Why does Norway put bar codes on all it’s ships? A: So they can Scandinavian. Jokes found on… Read More
“Listening is one of the foundations of society.” ~ Shane Parrish on Farnam Street My father knew how to listen: he gave you his full attention, made eye contact, noticed the body language that added to the words you were saying, and then reiterated to make sure he understood what you had said. Of course,… Read More
Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event. I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool… Read More
Do we accept refugees into our country? Just some or all who request entry? Where’s our compassion? When do we think about long-term issues? Can our country be humanitarian and self-protective at the same time? These aren’t new questions. I was reminded of this by a delightful blog, The Belgian Refugees of WW1, by Alma Alexander.… Read More
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus. Q: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? A: My name is Paul. Check out these really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/ It’s… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 