Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I love fall. The cooler weather calls to me, and I head outdoors at this time of the year more than I do at any other time. But his year I’ve heard another siren call as well—”eat everything in sight, winter is coming.” I think somewhere along the line I must have inherited a “bear gene,”… Read More
ONE-LINERS from Reddit He said he lost the calculator and had nothing to add. “Indecisive” is my favorite word; actually, no it isn’t. I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but I thought, nah, that’s a waist of time. All those with telekinetic powers raise my hand. SMILE Smile because you… Read More
I have things about my body I don’t really like very much—I think that’s pretty common. But that’s here on earth. What will my body be like in heaven? Will I be recognizable as me? Charles Stanley’s book, The Gift of Heaven, brings me to God’s word to find these answers. After Jesus was crucified,… Read More
FARM JOKES What advice does a farmer follow when choosing a tractor? “If it fields good, do it.” When Beethoven lived on a farm, he wrote Oat to Joy. The criminal threatened to strike right at harvest time. The farmer said to him, “You better leave, before I cull the crops!”
What is it going to be like in heaven? I don’t really know, so my answer usually is, “God has a place for me there. If God’s there, I want to be there.” I’ve been okay with not being able to answer that precisely. But who’s going to be there? I’ve been reading from a book… Read More
FARM JOKES As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat. What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.… Read More
When something looks too good to be true, it is. God is the only exception I’ve found to this statement. His goodness is way beyond our comprehension, but he is truth, and he is real. But that’s the only exception. Advertisers hope that consumers are gullible. Use this product, and you’ll be happy! Take this… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 