Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see. Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large. more at: http://www.puns-of-the-day.com Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!” Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.” more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3#sthash.EKAV31cc.dpuf Quote about humor: “Life is too important to take seriously.”… Read More
Who are you? I’m not asking for your name. Nor am I asking what you do for a living. Do you know who you are? This is an essential question, because your words, feelings, and actions come out of your beliefs. Who you believe you are affects everything. Your behavior doesn’t determine your identity. Your mistakes, failures, and… Read More
Why don’t some couples go to the gym. Because some relationships don’t work out. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. Good thing it was a soft drink. more at: http://www.pun-of-theday.com Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew… Read More
Holidays bring memories. My mother-in-law loved the Christmas season. Decorations, special meals, kolaches, and presents. No one enjoyed giving presents as much as she did. And we shared a birthday—what fun that had. I still miss her most on our birthday. This is a poem I wrote for her and shared it with her friends at… Read More
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!” A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so… Read More
I was thinking of my father and all the lessons he taught me over the years. After this healthy 69-year-old man was diagnosed with a fast-growing malignant brain tumor, as his brain and body slowly failed him, he continued to teach me. The lesson described below was one of the most important. We Should Have… Read More
Store Clerk: “What is Santa giving you for Christmas.” 5-year-old: “Santa’s not real; he’s just a nice story we tell at Christmas time. You may make-believe if you want to—it’s fun.” This is a paraphrase of my granddaughter’s conversation, echoing her grandmother via her mother. “It’s a fun story to enjoy, but it’s not real. What do… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 