Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge.He’s standing right behind you. I like little kids, and little kids like me. They kinda look up to me. Q: Where do skeletons spend their vacation?A. At the Dead Sea? Thanks to lastlemon.com for doing posting 1,000 short jokes as visuals and posting them on Pinterest… Read More
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles.It was a protracted battle. Q: How do elves measure their height?A: In Santa-meters! Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?A: In smiles per hour!
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah’s body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.It should be noted, the Pharoah was the ruler. Q: Why are fish easy to measure?A: Because they bring their own… Read More
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
Dad: “I don’t trust those trees, son.”Son: “Why not, Dad?”Dad: “They seem kind of shady.” One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said, “It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll take Joe to the zoo.”“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, they can come and get him.” Little Johnny and… Read More
Dad: “How did your exam go?Son: “I got nearly 100 in every subject.Dad: “What do you mean, nearly 100?”Son: “The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers.” A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”“I don’t know,” answered his dad. “I’m still paying for it.” A… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 