Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?A: Frost-bite
Live Life Laughing: More Tea & Teapots
Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for? It’s for your own safe-tea This cup is my proper-tea
Live Life Laughing: Tea & Teapots
She’s so feis-tea! Time to Par-tea! Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea Hello Beau-tea-ful You’re my bes-tea Bow down to royal-tea Hones-tea is the best policy You’re so naugh-tea You’re such a hot-tea She’s so flir-tea You’re tea-riffic! No need to be sal-tea
Live Life Laughing: Say what?
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.~ Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. ~ Gary… Read More
Live Life Laughing: More Winter
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Faces
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer,” but then i saw her face. My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. I bought my… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Word Fun
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.” “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”~ Baltasar… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 