Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.” “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”~ Baltasar… Read More
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP. “Don’t forget you are what you eat.”“I need to eat a skinny person.” If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Q: What did the spider’s say when she broke her new web.A: Darn it! Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly come to the dance?A: Because it was a moth ball. Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?A: When he catches a fly.
Q: What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size?A: A dollarpede. I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Q. What’s the tastiest unit of measurement? A. Milimeter (mm) Q. What do you call a professional unit of measurement? A. Program Q. What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system? A. The Imperial System This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in laughing.
Q. What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep? A. A eweniverse! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. One day the shepherd dog said to the shepherd man: “Here are all the 100 sheep. ” The man was… Read More
Q. What type of shoes does an artist wear? A. Sketchers. Q. Why did Einstein have trouble tying his shoes? A. He wasn’t familiar with string theory. Q. Which type of shoes does Captain Hook avoid wearing? A. Crocs This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 