I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
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I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
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Did you watch that movie about hot dogs?It was an Oscar Wiener. (I like my trophies with mustard.) My best recipe for an upside-down cake. It’s super easy.1. Make a cake from a box.2. While carrying it, trip over the dog. I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase, “One Hit Wonder,”… Read More
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Sorry, not genetically predisposed to folding laundry. What do you call a deer who can write with both their left and right hooves?Bambidextrous. If I have to put my coffee down, the answer is “NO!”
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What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
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Snide Remarks you might have heard this week. (adapted from: https://www.imightbefunny.com/humor/funny-women-6725/
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My favorite super hero is TYPO MAN.He writes all the wrongs. The true definition of essential oils:the liquid that drips out of tacos or Italian beef sandwiches. I just opened a can of words. What’s the big deal?The worms just sit there. Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 