The early bird can keep the worm. I’ll take the coffee. Some days, you make the coffee. Other day, the coffee makes you. “Oh, coffee, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey, coffee. Hey, Hey, coffee!”Be honest. You didn’t read that, you sang it. My idea of a good time involves… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (4)
Come on; admit it. Caffeine is the duct tape of the mind. Coffee doesn’t solve all your problems, but it does prevent injuries.All those around you will say, “Thank you for drinking coffee.” Don’t try to tell me I’ve had too much coffee.Maybe I like twitching. I think my patience is at the bottom of… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (3)
How is coffee like a light switch. First cup flips the switch to on. This is the look you get before glasses and my first cup of coffee. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. This morning I drank a potion made from adding hot water to magic beans, and it… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (1)
If you see me drinking coffee and talking to myself, DO NOT DISTURB.I’m having a staff meeting, and I’m in charge. So, you’re telling me that people in math problems can have 75 bananas and 25 watermelons, but when I have 5 cups of coffee, I’m the one with the problem? Coffee: a magical substance… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I am almost a millionaire.I have all the zeros. Now, all I need is a one. The art book I just bought does not have a final chapter.You have to draw your own conclusion. Them: “You need to listen to your body more.”Me: “it is says, ‘You are old and you want pizza.’” What are… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You never know what I have up my sleeve.For example, today it was a dryer sheet. My patience is essentially the same as a gift card.I’m not sure how much is left on it, but you can give it a try, if you dare. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just… Read More
Live Life Laughing
My husband asked if he had any annoying habits.Then he got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. Judging by the looks of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 