Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? A. Claus-trophobia! Q. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A. Freeze a jolly good fellow! Q. Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital? A. Because he has private elf care!
Live Life Laughing
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Farming
I don’t have to come up with any jokes today. Just watch this video.
Live Life Laughing: Farming
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Farming
For those of you who don’t have the privilege of living in a rural area, I’d like to introduce you to the Peterson Brothers who farm in Kansas. Hope you can enjoy life as much as they do.
Live Life Laughing
I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Men & Women
He believes communication should have a clear purpose. She uses communication to discover how she is feeling and what it is she wants to say. He thinks that behind every conversation is a problem that needs solving or a point that needs to be made. She sees conversation as an act of sharing and an opportunity to… Read More
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