I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
I am working hard to be the kind of grandparent that my grandchildren can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown and cap. It would be pretty weird if you went to a concert and they had a football game halfway through. Here’s a bright idea for you the next time you are having trouble… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a this-might-be-useful-some-day specialist. My ancestors navigated the ocean using the moon and stars.I’m over here miss exits with a GPS. Some days, life isn’t so much “EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY.”Today is more like “STRESSY MESSY, LEMON ZESTY.” Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many… Read More
This is the time for applause.
We head home tomorrow after a week of vacationing with some family members and seeing others in summer jobs or new adventures in life. Today, it’s just the two of us, in the surprising Sand Hills of northern Nebraska. So many little lakes in middle of green prairies grasses, and the sky dominates everything. Yesterday… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (2)
The early bird can keep the worm. I’ll take the coffee. Some days, you make the coffee. Other day, the coffee makes you. “Oh, coffee, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey, coffee. Hey, Hey, coffee!”Be honest. You didn’t read that, you sang it. My idea of a good time involves… Read More
Live Life Laughing: with coffee in hand (1)
If you see me drinking coffee and talking to myself, DO NOT DISTURB.I’m having a staff meeting, and I’m in charge. So, you’re telling me that people in math problems can have 75 bananas and 25 watermelons, but when I have 5 cups of coffee, I’m the one with the problem? Coffee: a magical substance… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You never know what I have up my sleeve.For example, today it was a dryer sheet. My patience is essentially the same as a gift card.I’m not sure how much is left on it, but you can give it a try, if you dare. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 