Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
How come:22 is twenty-two,33 is thirty-three,and 11 is not oney-one?Who got to decide these things? What’s the difference between a dad joke and a mom joke?Mom wasn’t joking. That’s just how she talks. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Granddaughter’s writing a history paper and asked me what I know about Galileo. I sang,… Read More
Last punderful post of 2025 to promote peals of laughter and the rolling of eyes. See you next year. I hope this post doesn’t find you at all. I hope you escaped social media and blogs to start a whole new life away from it all, in a world where the word email has no… Read More
My mind is exceptionally quiet today.I am suspicious that I made be up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’ve always wondered if any of my recorded calls have been used for training or quality purpose. Sing like no one is listening.Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.… Read More
No matter how bad life gets, just remember that cheese exists.It has never let anyone down. I love going outdoors.It’s much safer than going out windows. I’m writing a song about getting door locks replaced.There’s a key change at the end.
I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
I am working hard to be the kind of grandparent that my grandchildren can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown and cap. It would be pretty weird if you went to a concert and they had a football game halfway through. Here’s a bright idea for you the next time you are having trouble… Read More
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a this-might-be-useful-some-day specialist. My ancestors navigated the ocean using the moon and stars.I’m over here miss exits with a GPS. Some days, life isn’t so much “EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY.”Today is more like “STRESSY MESSY, LEMON ZESTY.” Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 