Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? That’s because they are Inca-hoots. I just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It’s awesome.It has Aldi King’s horses and Aldi King’s men. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast foodwas a clever little marketer. No relationship is all sunshine, but two can share an umbrella… Read More
Q: What do you call an underwater spy?A: James Pond I wrote a sitcom about airplanes, but it never took off.The pilot was terrible. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring door bells?The Knock Less monster. Photo by Paul Johnston on Unsplash Silent tennis is just like normal tennis, but without the racket. Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash 6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down. Photo by Malvestida Magazine on Unsplash
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 