List of Hymns for Today: from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ “Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound” ~ “Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word” ~ “Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow” ~ “Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me” ~ “When Peace, Like a Trickle” ~ “We Give Thee but Still Think We Own” ~ “What… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open-toad Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems. (Ain’t that the truth?) Q: What did one elevator say to another elevator: A: I think I’m coming down with something. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesawus? (If you don’t get it, say it out loud.) Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice. It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What did zero say to 8? A: Nice belt. Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A They are always stuffed. To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it. ~Charlie Chaplin
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why do bananas have to use sunscreen? A: Because they might peel. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to… Read More
Live Life Laughing
In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Live Life Laughing
You can’t see his forehead on this picture… What if there were no hypothetical questions? Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Q: Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 