Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
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This picture pun is specially for my graphic design and layout friends. A garage sale is actually often a Garbage sale but the “b” is silent. There was a prison break and I saw a very short man climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, “Well, that’s a little… Read More
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 