Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
“Stop it with all the corny jokes!” “What you gonna do? Call the crops?” Ever had one of those day when you are holding a stick,and everybody looks like a pinata? Try to remember, the greener grass across the fencemay be due to a septic tank issue. Imagine if you will: a athiest stuck at… Read More
I am left-brained with really good problem-solving skills, but do you want to know where I really shine? Problem creating. Baldwin is a really cool name.It is the opposite of Hairloss. At my age, to see the Norther Lights, all I have to do is stand up quickly.Sometimes, I even get a total eclipse. What… Read More
Last punderful post of 2025 to promote peals of laughter and the rolling of eyes. See you next year. I hope this post doesn’t find you at all. I hope you escaped social media and blogs to start a whole new life away from it all, in a world where the word email has no… Read More
How do you know when the moon is totally broke?When it’s down to its last quarter. They say 30 is the new 20, and 50 is the new 40.All I know is, 9 pm is the new midnight. The right eye said to the left eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”
My mind is exceptionally quiet today.I am suspicious that I made be up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’ve always wondered if any of my recorded calls have been used for training or quality purpose. Sing like no one is listening.Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 