Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
How do you know when the moon is totally broke?When it’s down to its last quarter. They say 30 is the new 20, and 50 is the new 40.All I know is, 9 pm is the new midnight. The right eye said to the left eye, “Between you and me, something smells.”
My mind is exceptionally quiet today.I am suspicious that I made be up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’ve always wondered if any of my recorded calls have been used for training or quality purpose. Sing like no one is listening.Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.… Read More
No matter how bad life gets, just remember that cheese exists.It has never let anyone down. I love going outdoors.It’s much safer than going out windows. I’m writing a song about getting door locks replaced.There’s a key change at the end.
I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
Sorry, not genetically predisposed to folding laundry. What do you call a deer who can write with both their left and right hooves?Bambidextrous. If I have to put my coffee down, the answer is “NO!”
What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 