Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I used to have a handle on life – but mine broke. I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Out of my mind, back in five minutes. Ever stop to think? and forget to start again? The trouble with life is…there’s no background music. A picture is worth a thousand words, but… Read More
Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? A: He had a brush with the law. Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? A: I got you covered. Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of “Surreal” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html Spring “For happiness one needs security, but joy… Read More
Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
Funnies You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, not laptop, no tablet. He just sat drinking coffee, like a psychopath. Winter Thoughts “No… Read More
Funnies Q: Where does the king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don’t know, and I don’t care. Sometimes I use big words I don’t really understand to make me seem more photosynthesis. Winter Thoughts “While I relish our warm months, winter forms our… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 